1. Use “Vodka” and “Russian” in the same sentence.
2. Talk in an exaggerated Australian accent.
3. When someone drops a coin, say “you’re going to have to use more than one if you want to come up with a GOOD Chinese name.”
4. Offer a Freedom Fry to a French person.
The only “insult” in this whole thing is the implication that the Chinese are so sensitive as to have their feelings hurt by someone jokingly referencing the shape of their eyes.
Pretty soon, I think that people might be afraid to acknowledge nationality at all.
Actually, to maintain what faith I have in humanity, I will assume that a couple of people desparate for attention made a fuss, and the media pounced on an opportunity.
